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"Everyone says love is blind, but when I'm with him it seems so clear."
"Hold me close forever, so i can sleep to the beat of your heart."
"I love you, not because of who you are, but who I am when I'm with you."
"I never knew how to smile for no reason in particular. then i met you and now i cant stop."
"I stay awake and wonder what you dream about. Wonder
if you were dreaming about me."
I tried to count the ways you made me smile, but then i realized I cant count that high."
"Love is giving someone the power to destory you, but trusting that they never will."
"Love starts with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear."
"Lying here in your arms makes me wonder if heaven really is on earth."
"My head is in the clouds, my heart is in the sky, my mind is in a dream boat and you're the reason why"
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breaking up

"I dont miss him, I miss who I thought he was."
"If someone you love hurts you a river, build a bridge, and get over it. "
"Never be sad for what is over, just be glad that it was once yours. "
"Nothing hurts more than realising he meant everything to you, but you meant nothing to him. "
"Trying to forget someone you love is like trying to remember someone you never knew."
"The hottest love has the coldest end."
"The hardest part of dreaming about someone you love is having to wake up. "
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cool nicknames

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't
I'm not lazy, I'm just happy doing nothing.
nEvEr × wAnTeD× To Be × DiFFeReNt × I jUsT× wAnTeD ×To Be × mE ×
I'm not smiling at you, I'm just trying not to laugh.

looooooooooooooooool im waiting for ur replays
Don't ever slam the door, you might want to come back